I don’t get it
I don’t get it either..
DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?!
don’t tell me that 100,000 people don’t get it ;-;
clearly, they’re not thinking
do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
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actual translation: fuck u sam ur not the only one around here with fancy book learning
This is one of the many reasons I love Bobby
jim beaver is actually fluent in japanese and asked them to add a line
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.